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Tacoma and Bellevue named in 2021’s Best Cities for Vampires

By KIRO 7 News Staff

Vampire's Gather To Attempt To Break A New World Record CRAWLEY, WEST SUSSEX - OCTOBER 05: A vampire takes a bite of her mate at the Shocktober Fest at Tulleys Farm on October 5, 2013 near Crawley, West Sussex. Each October thousands attend the United Kingdom's biggest Halloween themed attraction which includes six different haunted attractions and rides. The event set a new UK record for the biggest gathering of vampires, but missed out on breaking the world record. (Photo by Peter Macdiarmid/Getty Images) (Peter Macdiarmid/Getty Images)

By KIRO 7 News Staff

Well, here’s something that sucks.

The rankings for 2021′s Best Cities for Vampires have been staked, with Bellevue and Tacoma making the top 10, according to Lawn Love.

Cities popular with vampires have plenty of warm bodies, blood centers, homes with basements, plenty of cloudy days, few churches and no garlic festivals.

The top 10 best cities for vampires are:

  1. Naperville, IL
  2. Pittsburgh, PA
  3. Chicago, IL
  4. Omaha, NE
  5. Tacoma, WA
  6. St. Paul, MN
  7. Aurora, IL
  8. Columbus, OH
  9. Bellevue, WA
  10. Paterson, NJ

Not only did Naperville have the perfect balance of cloud cover, basements and an abundant blood supply, but the Illinois city also ranked fourth in lair safety.

While the “Twilight” series took place in Forks, Washington, thanks to the cloudy weather, blood centers and casket suppliers, Tacoma and Bellevue ranked fifth and ninth.

A full ranking and analysis can be found at lawnlove.com.

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