Kansas teen covers self in ranch, goes on drug-fueled vandalism spree, police say

Police: Naked teen covered in ranch dressing goes on vandalism spree

SHAWNEE COUNTY, Kansas — A Kansas teen found himself in trouble with the law early Saturday after dousing himself in ranch dressing and going on a vandalism spree that left a business damaged and a vehicle crashed.

The Shawnee County Sheriff’s Office received a call around 3:30 a.m. Saturday from a convenience store, the Petro Deli, regarding a naked man. According to a departmental news release, the teen appeared to be under the influence of drugs.

“He covered himself in ranch dressing, damaged property inside a business, ran outside and jumped into a running vehicle, and then crashed into a nearby pillar,” according to the news release said.

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Deputies safely took the teen into custody and transported him to a hospital for treatment. He was later released into his parents' custody.

“We are happy to report that no one was injured during this incident,” the release stated.

It was not clear what charges the teen faces in connection with his outing.